Life 'n life only

I ran into my friend Sam I am yesterday. Rightously, he leaned in close and said: I think I'll strap on some pellican wings, eat some strawberries, drink some nestles quik and eat my femur. Direct quote. I love Sam I am. ~~~~ Quote '''''''''''''''''''''o the day: Having sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. ~This I overheard at the Spiderhouse. Its the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Weird what people think is funny, huh? Chris Anderson is a happy man, Amy is coming to visit with him! Anthony is a happy man also, he possesses Noahs ark. (hey, at least he's driving) ~~~~~~~~~~~ My friend Jay wants to do a documentry on me. Pretty cool,eh? Lush life. Lush life,indeed. It's a damn good thing I have my umbrella today,it's raining Volkswagons and small asian people outside. I'm so lonely, aargh!!!!! I wish JESUS would bless me with some female companionship. I would be the nicest man in the world, (not that I'm not already). It's been a long time since Ann passed away.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gotta go ya'll, see ya in the funny pages. If no one told you they LOVE you today, I do. Hank